You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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