I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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