He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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