I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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