I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can't turn off my feet"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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