It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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