Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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