Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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