I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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