For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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