I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
do herpes really smell.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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