just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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