Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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