Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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