he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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