Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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