do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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