is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Randomize
