"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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