it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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