UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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