Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You dont lie about slip and slides
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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