Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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