I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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