I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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