it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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