i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Randomize
