She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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