im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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