So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I see more hoeing in ur future
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