The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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