Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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