We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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