I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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