This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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