I looked at my own cervix.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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