I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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