Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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