Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
