Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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