I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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