that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
