Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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