Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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