I wannas sexs uuuuu
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
