no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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