Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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