People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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