and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You may now shotgun with the bride
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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