you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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