at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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