i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
