Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
