My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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