She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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