I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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